March 9, 2000 08:57 PM

Art Buchwald: I discovered that the guys with holes in their black sweaters and without undershirts were billionaires.

Those who wore shirts, ties and jackets were still trying to sell their companies to anybody.

And of those, the ones on cell phones were trying to explain to their landlords why they couldn't pay their rent until July.

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