May 8, 2002 04:30 PM

Watch a baseball game in 20 minutes.

For $4.95 a month you can subscribe to Condensed Baseball. It removes all the pitches that don't result in a play. So you'll see all the runs, hits, outs, passed balls, stolen bases, and what not. But none of the boring balls, strikes, or foul balls.

Two great American innovations, baseball and ADD, together at last.

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