"I helped hijack an airplane. I helped blow up a nightclub. So what if it gets 11 miles to the gallon.
I gave money to a terrorist training camp in a foreign country. It makes me feel safe. I helped our enemies develop weapons of mass destruction. What if I need to go off-road?
Everyone has one. I helped teach kids around the world to hate America. I like to sit up high. I sent our soldiers off to war. Everyone has one.
My life, my SUV. I don't even know how many miles it gets to the gallon."
What is your SUV doing to our national security?
Detroit, America needs hybrid cars NOW.