O'Sexxxy: Marty Beckerman responds

October 19, 2004 3:15 PM

Marty Beckerman, 21-year-old author of "Generation S.L.U.T.", found out he was in the O'Sexxxy Factor (the comment about "something else in their mouths on the bus") and emailed this gem:

Mr. Gilliam,

Perhaps the caption "BILL FANTASIZES ABOUT GETTING HIS 'BIG COCK' SUCKED" beneath my face isn't the most flattering thing in the world, but thanks for the publicity. Very impressive montage.

I, of course, thought this was hysterical, and another email later, Marty revealed his true intentions for his appearance on the show:

I played it VERY conservative when I went on the show, because I knew I'd get shouted down otherwise -- and then I'd cry myself to sleep. Fortunately, O'Reilly's producers put me up against a feminazi gender studies professor, so I knew I was safe. Which actually disappointed me, because if O'Reilly started screaming, I had planned my reply.....

Me: Well, when did you lose *your* virginity, Bill?
O'Reilly: [something about how it's none of my business]
Me: Hope it wasn't a 'no spin zone' for her that night, buddy.

Oy! Anyone got any fantasies about what you'd do in the No Spin Zone?

O'Sexxxy: Marty Beckerman responds (10.19.2004)

Next Entry: GW on the Flu Vaccine -- priceless (10.19.2004)
Previous Entry: Bill O'Reilly: "I am a stupid guy." (10.19.2004)

Last week's soundtrack: