June 3, 2005 4:49 PM

Right after a douchebag from the AFL/CIO was yelling about executive compensation, my second favorite artist, Bon Jovi (OMG! OMG!), came on stage with a beautiful, acoustic rendition of "Living on a Prayer," that even included a violin solo!

That really is what it's like being a Wal-Mart shareholder. Living on a Prayer.

Whoa... now he's singing my absolute favorite Bon Jovi song ever. "It's My Life!" But it's so poignant now because it's acoustic.

Yes, that's right, Bon. We're standing our ground.

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Youre a Douchebag: NEW

Judging from your photo, you are way more af a douchebag than that sexy man from the AFL.

Wed Jul 6 2005 11:29 AM