August 24, 2007 10:54 PM

In Today's New York Sun:

A BOYFRIEND embarrassed about the size of his manhood told his lover he wanted sex in the dark — then got his BROTHER to take his place.

Desperate Manfred Schuh, 26, got away with it for two months until his girlfriend turned the light on during a bonk.

He has now been charged with accessory to rape and brother Walter, 28, with rape.

Cops said Manfred, of Berlin, used to get into bed, turn off the light, pretend to go to the bathroom then swap places with Walter.

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