October 4, 2002 2:29 PM

There are two easy ways to get rich: win the lottery, or smoke for 50 years.

Both are addictive, and both require shelling out money at convenience stores every day.

There is a price though. One leaves you with noxious friends, the other with noxious lungs.

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