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June 2, 2003 1:06 PM

Laura Blumenfeld profiled John Kerry in the Washington Post. Here's what I learned:

• He likes to kill doves -- and eat them.
  
• He looks like GI Joe
  
• He keeps a hat from Vietnam in his briefcase
  
• "He's no weenie"
  
• He married into money. Half a billion dollars.
  
• He's personable, not aloof. No really.
  

I could never vote for a presidential candidate whose character is defined by military service and killing things. Please make sure this guy doesn't win the nomination so I don't have to vote for him.

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