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"Go to Fox News HQ and pee on the doorknobs."

July 14, 2004 3:17 AM

From Lying Media Bastards:

While on the one hand Fox News is acting like the movie is no big deal, the network simultaneously seems to be losing its mind. In a really silly smear attempt, Fox is essentially arguing that billionaire George "Darth" Soros is the evil puppetmaster in this tale, making the movie, controlling the NY Times, and possibly eating babies.*

Then Fox tried to claim that every single ex-Fox-employee interviewed in the film was a low-level employee, fired for incompetence who lies for fun. And then Fox puffed up its chest and said that they will publicly release all of their "editorial directions and internal memos" if other major news agencies do the same. Which demonstrates all the courage of saying "I will stand in the middle of the freeway, if you do." I can say that fearlessly because I know full well that you're not gonna, and I still get to look like a big, ballsy hero (at least to the naked, stupid eye).

My absolute favorite thing though is that the film's director, in a mock effort to smooth things over with Fox, has offered to let the network air the film "for free." You, Mr. Director, are a funny man.

Anyhow, since this movie seems to be making Fox break out in a nervous, loony rash, there's only one thing to do: promote the hell out of it.

All you bloggers, post info and links about the movie on your site. Email the url to friends. Print out the logo/cover graphic and post it on the bulletin board at work. Go to Fox News HQ and pee on the doorknobs. Keep checking CableNewser, a blog that is apparently all over this story. Buy a copy of the movie, watch it, and pass it around.

I haven't seen the movie, don't know if it's any good, and guess that most Americans are already pretty aware of the reality of the movie's premise: the Fox News Channel is conservative. But if there's anything we can do to make Rupert Murdoch cry like a little girl, I say we go for it.

FYI: Fox News HQ is 1211 Avenue Of The Americas at W. 47th St. in Manhattan. Phone #: 212-301-3000.

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Read the 3 comments.

Helpdesk Consultant:

What is this movie all about? Sounds like fun :D

Fri Jul 16 2004 3:31 AM

Paul Stone:

I love Google, but I hate Googlespam (helpdesk post above). I keep meaning to install mt-blacklist on my blog...

Tue Jul 20 2004 12:28 PM


Get a life.

Thu Sep 9 2004 2:37 PM

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