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Homeland Security Red Alert!

September 15, 2005 6:22 AM

The Borowitz Report: "Reacting to criticism that the federal government does not respond quickly enough in times of emergency and crisis, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff today unveiled what he called 'a color-coded apathy alert system' that will warn the public of just how sluggish the government’s response will be.

Chertoff: “In times of crisis, people have had to guess whether the government cares or not. This apathy alert system should totally take the guesswork out of that.”

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